Kita St. Cyr
- I knew I was a star when at age 5 I performed a rousing rhumba on Polynesian Idol while wearing a pineapple suit. Although I didn't make it past the audition, the broadcast of this performance would spark an international pineapple fashion craze.
I would then go on to perform with the Freaky Tiki Circus Troupe, where I performed death defying stunts such as sitting on an ocelot's lap while it rode a bicycle across a tightrope. Blindfolded. While juggling fire.
The NY Times dubbed me "The Tropical Sensation That's Sweeping The Nation!". The Village Voice says I'm "better than cheesecake". Rolling Stone's Top 20 Stars Under 20 consisted of only my name listed 20 times.
These days I lead a more subdued life. My hobbies include cooking minute rice in thirty seconds and counting to infinity, which I've done twice, and captivating audiences with my disarming cuteness.